You're missing out Melbourne, I don't know how else to put it to you! I know part of it is my fault - I'm the one that decided not to drink this month... which has probably caused me into going into some kind of mildly depressed state, which in tern makes me sit at home, on my computer or in front of the tv, feeling sorry for myself.
THIS ISN'T ME. I don't sit at home. I DON'T WATCH LOADS OF TV!
I'm always out and about and socializing and... drinking!!!
But I'm also always working, Melbourne, and here lays the problem. I need some kind of income, in order to be a happy person. I would love to wander into a different bar every night, ride the train and get lost in your awesome suburbs, and your graffiti filled alleyways. But I feel like I'm being punished with this lack of employment. Punished for what? For having fun in Tas?
Too experienced to serve fast food and clean houses, but yet a "foreigner" so no desk job.
My only options can't be cold-calling scams, or direct sales on street corners, can they be?
I am one step away from cleaning houses in lingerie over here. Do I really deserve the punishment of having to do that sober? I know I joked around about skimpy shifts before... I lied. I'd rather not play.
So let's change my luck this week. Let's get me paid. Let's introduce me to some awesome people. Let's not have any more "penis" phonecalls from gumtree douches. Thanks in advance, soon to be your best friend... when I'm back to my normal self.
For if I'm not rocking out 5/7 days each week... and meeting people... and laughing every single day, then Melbourne, I can't love you as much as everyone's expected me to. And I know, I love you!